Bleach bottles — sold by socialist supermarket, the Co-op — boast the label, ‘Suitable for Vegans’: either they are embracing the woke notion that veganism extends to all consumer choices, not just to those eaten and drunk, or they are giving their VEGAN customers the green light to drink their (own-brand) bleach.

Or, perhaps, they now support MAGA, and are paying homage to Donald Trump’s scamdemic gaffe when he said ‘drink bleach’.