Aunty’s BBC English Dictionary

Reasonableness (noun) — the condition of being considered sane and logical by the BBC, esp. as a qualification for having ones views fed to the public by that broadcaster.

See also

Crank (noun) — silly, unreasonable person in the view of the BBC, whose opinions it will not transmit, irrespective of their foundation in logic or otherwise.

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Man Made Climate Change (noun phrase) — the reason why you should pay fuel taxes and trust the EU and UN (orig. unknown)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/10944629/BBC-staff-told-to-stop-inviting-cranks-on-to-science-programmes.html